The Week 12 Legendary Review

Happy Thanksgiving Dum Dums! Sorry for the delay, I had reviews written up for the last couple weeks…..notice how I said “had”…however the piece of shit laptop I have decided to give those the ol’ Clark Gable treatment. So while those reviews may be gone with the wind for now, just know they are being reworked. But I have missed you all, and while this season may have led me to be more encouraged to rip open pokemon pocket packs, I guess I’m just a masochist when it comes to this fantasy shit. Just that glimmer of hope is all I need to disappoint me again. Fun fact…this is the only league I’m in where no one is technically eliminated from the playoffs…so just a pat on the back for all of us for putting together such a competitive league! Quick PSA before I get into the week 12 reviews…LEAGUE FEES! LEAGUE FEES! LEAGUE FEES! If league fees are not paid by week 14 you will NOT be in the playoffs or in the league next year. Pilar is going to be a playoff team cause y’all broke bitches can’t pay your dues! Here is what the league coffers are looking like right now:

Steve- $100 PAID

Quan-$100 PAID

Pilar-$100 PAID

Trenton-$100 PAID

Cory-$60

Delvron-$20

Kris- $0

Willie- $0

Kevin- $0

Jean- $0

Seth-$0

Dan-$0

I will run a 6 man playoff winner take all for those who have paid, if I have to, but I don’t think any of us want that. Daddy’s not mad…I’m just disappointed….don’t make me go grab the damn hot wheels track!!!! Now that’s out of the way, let me hop in the pocket and lock it in like empanadas, and get into these week 12 reviews and you already know how we kick shit off here!

KING…OF…THE…RING!!!! And….allow him to reintroduce himself…his name is TRENTON! This man put pen to paper this week and put up straight poetry! 153.8 points led by…Courtland something, I mean Sutton and Ohio States own Terry Mclaurin (O-H), but the Sliders may as well have changed there name to the Federales cause he had the hit out on La Rena Del Sur herself (83.86) but lollipops get molly wopped and now she smellin da feet in the air!

Kevin!!!! (That’s a home alone reference) why you gotta do Seth like that!?!? 122-63.18…I think I know what happened, Seth broke his vagina last year…I don’t think it ever healed properly. Seth take the off-season and heal up sir we want you healthy and happy when we give you a Fat Lip (that’s an ass whoopin and a pussy poundin). This man got split in half like someone just learned how to spatchcock a Turkey. Sorry I've had a lot held in the last month, this is just a therapeutic chain of events.

Button your collars and straighten your ties, the CEO was back in the office showing the reigning champ how shit is supposed to be done! 124.98 the Top Shottas specialize in, that thing you can get from Mike or Jason and End Game ended up with the Crystal Lake treatment. 90.52 I know he’s not loving that…Jordon Love (14.72) but today is a day to be thankful for what we do have…like 6 wins…and 6 FAT ASS L’s. Eat that bubble gum bitch! (Love ya lol)

Dan I know you’re a foot taller than Willie but you didn’t have to pull ahead with the lead like that! 147.66-94.96, hit the LeBron to small celly on him next time you see him, The Diamond Dawgs took the Mahomo to the bone yard and Jordon Addison put those DD’s to work with all the free shots (30.2), Puka came to party (20.7) and AA-Ron Jones with all the volume work (19.9)….meanwhile back over with No Limit….Dicker (don’t even know her) the kicker with 16 points. Just like Willie this year I’m not gonna say nothing else.

GOOOOOONSQUADDDDDD!!!!! At this point it’s just the Saquan Show and we’re just here to watch (139.56). It’s almost Ladanian like, what he’s doing this year, and he ain’t into trickin, just a treatin, but he ain’t into treatin every trick that he’s meeting…isn’t that right Delvron! 2 Live Crew with a solid performance (129.88) and a tough L, we did have baby Guinea pigs and named one Delvron!!! He was the runt of the litter and he’s always getting picked on so it’s kinda fitting (he’s a little cutie too)….i gotta start cookin so let’s wrap this shit up!!!

Alright OG Family enjoy your day, I love all y’all, pay your shit, eat some carbs….aaaand I don’t think I’m missing anything else…Oh yeah FOOTBALL!!!…gotcha! I told you I was a masochist….ol Senor Savvy or the Drizzle express or whatever his team name is now beat the Little Dinghy’s (previously the Motorboaters) neither one of our teams did anything to brag about, he seems to have solved his TE problem with Hockenson banging the rust off.

All right for reals this time! Love you all! Time to roll up, eat up, and put up some points! Xoxox muah!